@GrantTanaka: A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea.
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@ChrisStokdyk: "This website requires Java" *gets cup of coffee* "This website requires Java" *looks at coffee* *throws coffee at monitor*