@DearAnyone: A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
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@2tickytacky: "I'm going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me."- Damned dog.... Could've been me though.
@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.
@audipenny: *carries 11 bags of groceries and like a whole mattress on one arm and my phone in my free hand*