@dumbbeezie: A good way to keep a secret from me is to leave it on my voicemail
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@jonnysun: TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying
@UncleDuke1969: Her: What do you do? Me: Global prosthetics distribution. Her: You’re an artificial limb salesman? Me: I prefer ‘international arms dealer’.
@AphroditeAfter5: Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild