@unbub_: a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be "water we gonna do??" we will need the laughs
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@SarcasticAlly12: "I see you have created a tiny human. I, too, have done this." -me trying to make mom friends. Should I not whisper it? I'll try shouting
@Jandalize: I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
@ComedicBust: Fellas, don't waste your time. Memorizing the lyrics to Gangnam Style hasn't gotten me laid once.