@unbub_: a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be "water we gonna do??" we will need the laughs
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@momopface: WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper "You're an adult" every few minutes.
@ShittingtonUK: Disliking the social justice crowd is to hating social justice as disliking the song "We Are the World" is to hating starving children.
@EndhooS: [Wakes up in hospital after car crash] I'm afraid we had to amputate both of your feet. "OMG why?" You were too tall to fit in the ambulance