@WheelTod: A great summer prank is to park your car just outside the mall with a fully cooked ham in baby clothes strapped into a child seat.
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@iwearaonesie: wife: Why would you bring a dog to an interview? me: Why wouldn’t you bring a dog to an interview?
@lizzzzzielogan: CINDERELLA: my parents r dead FAIRYGODMOTHER: CINDERELLA: im being abused FAIRYGODMOTHER: CINDERELLA: i need a new outfit FAIRYGODMOTHER: hi
@iLick_sheDrip: Stop editing ya'll pics. What if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person.