@hello_saylor: A great vocabulary is such a turn on. A guy used the word "bifurcated" during a meeting and I almost threw my panties at him.
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@AmberTozer: The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute
@nachosarah: the only reason you should be showing me pictures of your kids is if they're missing or you want them to be
@shawn_spree: I said I wouldn't go drinking in public again, but here I am waiting for my kids to get out of school.
@JediGigi: The sex was going great until he questioned why I was making my storm trooper action figures kiss across his forehead.