@JermHimselfish: A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score.
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@DannyDyer5: It always amuses me when I see tweets from people clearly using words they don't understand, thus making themselves look aerodynamic.
@hazelmotes1: On the Titanic 0 people died from alcohol poisoning and 1,500 people died from drinking too much water. You decide which is more dangerous.
@MUMSIEesq: 5YO: did you go to camp as a kid? GRANDMA: we were very lucky, we escaped France thru Great Britain 5: huh G: what ME: she didn't go to camp