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@E_lok44: A group of held hands can raise your spirits.
@david8hughes: [turns up radio in the car]
Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it
Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here
@Perfect_Beanis: in 2001 i was in a coma dying from meningitis and someone played "in the end" by linkin park and i woke up to tell them to turn it off
@the_tsai_guy: People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured.
@Adar79Angie: I'm still waiting for my knight in shining sarcasm.
@Cali_Kid_Mike: I'm not into anything "weird", but this vacuum at Target looks like a total VILF.