@BuckyIsotope: A group of wild dads just ran into my back yard, built a shed, filled it with tools and told me not to touch any of them or I'd be grounded.
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@NewDadNotes: Cop: I'll ask you one last time did you or did you not see the stop sign back there? Ace of Base: *starts sweating*
@JennInTheCorner: Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell.
@Playing_Dad: [Job Interview] Boss: It says you are a great problem solver Me: Yes B: Can you give me an example? Me: I'm hired B: *whispers* holy shit