@CarpeAngela: A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere
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@alive_and_dying: One day, when you least expect it, every single one of your problems will finally be gone. Oddly enough, so will you.
@donni: ME: Can I have the job please INTERVIEWER: I meant, like, questions ABOUT the job ME: Ah, yes. About the job: Can I have it
@MeanGein: Algebra is like sex. I didn't really get it in high school, and I definitely don't get it now.