@CarpeAngela: A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere
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@Marlebean: Call me ignorant, but I have no idea what you're talking about. - "That's exactly what ignorant means." I don't get it.
@MaraWritesStuff: "Dogs are assholes" DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole! "Cats are assholes" CAT PERSON: Yeah
@Brianhopecomedy: When I get a little tipsy I like to go to a random neighbourhood, knock on the door and say, "Sarah Connor?".