@CarpeAngela: A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere
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@Petote: *hates you so much replaces everything and everyone you love with a cat* even if you already have a cat, *replaces it with a worse cat*
@iwearaonesie: Hell hath no fury like a woman who doesn't remember asking you to wake her up from a nap
@amandajpanda: I am now referring to my parents as numbers like you guys refer to your kids. 72 & 70 are coming to visit, send wine.