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@JoleenDoreen: A guy asked me out!
Well, a guy asked me if I was going to be the same place he is.

FINE, my boss called to see if I was coming to work.

A guy asked me out! 
Well, a guy asked me if I was going to be the same place he is. 

FINE, my boss called to see if I was coming to work.

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