@Ristolable: A guy I know just posted "I'm relaxing today, don't bother me" on Facebook, and let me tell you: I was going to bother him but now I'm not
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@mantej: God was truly looking out for me today — I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay’s potato chips inside.
@nyctwon: I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good