@Ristolable: A guy I know just posted "I'm relaxing today, don't bother me" on Facebook, and let me tell you: I was going to bother him but now I'm not
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@GrillinChillin9: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer
@iamburtjarvis: "911, what's the emergency?" we were robbed. they stole the wireless router "calm down" also they shot my grandma or something. not sure
@Sultani_Sails: Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn't know you did that for fun.