@Ristolable: A guy I know just posted "I'm relaxing today, don't bother me" on Facebook, and let me tell you: I was going to bother him but now I'm not
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@ipalatsky: As a little girl, I dreamt of being whisked away by a handsome prince. It's my husband's dream now.
@Shingaboop: Look UPS guy, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to have pants on.
@Marcmywords2: Hey Dad, The airport called, if you don't turn down your TV, they're filing a complaint.
@MsSugar_Kisses: If she's freaking out, kiss her forehead, hug her & call her beautiful.. If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place