@Ristolable: A guy I know just posted "I'm relaxing today, don't bother me" on Facebook, and let me tell you: I was going to bother him but now I'm not
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@jonnysun: *slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana
@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?
@Reverend_Scott: Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This.
@LostCatDog: Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown