@jakefromstfarm3: A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider.
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@skitzoette: When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?
@LurkAtHomeMom: Fitness tip: It's absolutely crucial to take "rest days" when working out so you don't get hurt. I've recently taken over 300 of them.
@WilliamRodgers: Chief Exec: Any Ideas? Writer 1: Talking Animals! Writer 2: How about a Princess? Writer 3: Kill the parents! -Brainstorming at Disney
@katbento: Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?