@GinAndJif: A guy just revved his engine and drove off really quick so I had to chase him for three miles to tell him I don't want to have sex with him.
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@murrman5: You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month. "What's your point" My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric.
@SortaBad: "I'm dreaming about mashed potatoes" Oh because Thanksgiving is tomorrow "No, just a normal mashed potato dream like usual"
@bourgeoisalien: Thanks for telling me I'm really funny 'for a girl.' You're really stupid for a human.
@shariv67: Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.