@GinAndJif: A guy just revved his engine and drove off really quick so I had to chase him for three miles to tell him I don't want to have sex with him.
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@Donna_McCoy: I would rather that you'd just paid some of my bills, but thanks for this combination rubik's cube/pepper grinder.
@AristotlesNZ: Those of you wondering what its like to be married: Just found out this morning I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having...
@JD_KC: The goldfish just gave me the "just flush me" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.
@djdarrellripley: I can be a real tiger in bed. No, wait, wait... What's that animal that plays dead?