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@equinelover137: A guy just said he wants to know what I got "in the trunk"

I told him duct tape, a shovel and rapid decomposition powder

Flirting is hard

A guy just said he wants to know what I got “in the trunk”

I told him duct tape, a shovel and rapid decomposition powder

Flirting is hard

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