@jsam1126: A guy on the street just said "nice feet" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?
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@DrDogMD: DR DOG: We need to talk about your weight. PATIENT: I'm not fat. I'm just big boned. DR DOG: *drooling everywhere* Just how big exactly?
@The_MartiniGirl: Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did.
@ZombieProblms: I hate being the walking dead. I wish I could be the driving dead. Even the bus riding dead would do.
@KeetPotato: [petting friend's new guidedog] so how did you get here? "he brought me" wow [later in bed w/ wife] did you know dave's dog can drive a car?