@jsam1126: A guy on the street just said "nice feet" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?
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@Bob_Janke: *washing motorcycle with my shirt off *cops show up Cops: That guy told you to stay away from his motorcycle
@MelvinofYork: I saw a lady at work today doing “breathing exercises” and realized for the first time how lucky I was that breathing came naturally to me.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A monster truck. I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery.
@causticbob: If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.