@OhNoSheTwitnt: A guy with a ponytail wearing mirrored sunglasses and camouflage pants just checked me out and winked at me. Still got it.
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@1Happytwit: If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse.
@omgthatspunny: My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology.
@LuckyLea13: I'm thankful for my Twitter family. Without you people, I'd still just be talking to myself
@JohnLyonTweets: Apparently a guy named George Martin leaked all the main plot points of the next season of Game of Thrones in some books he published. Jerk.