@badbanana: People overlook Dracula's positive attributes. In his bat form, he eats mosquitoes and other unwanted backyard insects.

@Rebelling_Jyn: Why do I have to steal the Death Star plans? Nothing this big stays secret. Just Google them. There's probably a torrent somewhere.

@Reverend_Scott: [bum holds his hand out] "can I have some change?" change comes from within "thank u. now I'm not poor anymore"

@Mekellie: As I see it, the act of lovemaking should be sacred, caring, and worth the 200 bucks I charge for it.

@aparnapkin: Saint West, the patron of selfies