@o__0Dev: A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal.
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@StellaRtwot: Turns out those miniature liquor bottles aren't for babies and now my brother says I can't be the God Mother.
@SassyTxGirl83: Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard..... Pillow fight