@BoomBoomBetty: A Harvard professor says I should only eat six French fries per serving. When I have PMS I can easily eat six Harvard professors in one sitting though.
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@dumbdora77: News:"a black bear hovered over a convenience store in central Florida for more than seven hours..." They have hover bears? jealous again
@BBQJones28: For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her.
@ArfMeasures: Therapist: It's all "me me me". Try to think of others instead Me: I'll try [Later] Me *to murderer* no PLEASE don't kill uh Paul Rudd