@SCbchbum: A haunted house, but just with a bunch of mall kiosk guys chasing you with face cream
@Cpin42: *passenger next to me starts putting on headphones*
Are you mad at me?
@the_anastasia: "Are you working right now? Where are you working?"
Facebook is worse than my parents.
@WilliamRodgers: I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby, but I have no clue how to make an iPhone.
@Sickayduh: Bobby Flay's sister is pretty big in the dessert game too. Sue Flay.
@Bexdora: Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?