@SCbchbum: A haunted house, but just with a bunch of mall kiosk guys chasing you with face cream
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@AyeGimp: Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud "target is in site!", see who panics.
@theresa_lauren: "Yes, I'm still single and underemployed, but at least I'm not MARRYING CHARLES MANSON" --women at family holiday gatherings from now on
@PieChord: Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons.