@iRowlf: A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you "Notice anything different about my hair?"
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@Georg_Grey: If a man strikes thee on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown thyself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him.
@BuckyIsotope: "I'm in international waters, your damn laws can't touch me" I scream to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool.
@JustTashie: Welcome to twitter, the support group for people who like people who don't like people.
@Dutch_50: Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad.