@iRowlf: A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you "Notice anything different about my hair?"
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@KalvinMacleod: I've got good news and bad news. The good news is this tweet is almost over. The bad news is you read the whole thing.
@simoncholland: You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school.
@panmidwest: How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
@TheBoydP: Serious question. How does my local grocery store keep figuring out my favorite brand or flavor of a product so they can stop carrying it?