@iRowlf: A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you "Notice anything different about my hair?"
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@1_swarthy_dude: Missing area man described as boringly conventional, was easily found by multiplying height x width.
@amydillon: Married foreplay is just five minutes of confusion about whether your spouse is using a suggestive euphemism or asking you to do a chore.
@Overdue_Bills: Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night.