@iRowlf: A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you "Notice anything different about my hair?"
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@snack_lord: Spider Can, Spider Can, bunch of spiders in a can. Shake it up, spiders mad, open it, they bite your hand. Look out! I have a spider can
@QwertyJones3: A girl called me "sir" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times.
@UghNotAgain: Husbands. Can't live with 'em but have to take out the garbage and pay for everything without them.
@mishakey: 4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree.