@mdob11: A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
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@PoonWhisperer1: The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed
@Mindless4Miles: Me: "Breath mint?" Her: "Sure." M: "Don't mean to offend." H: "None taken." M: "Great. Good to hear. Care for a push up bra?"
@YesThatAmy: This chick at Walgreens is totally hitting on me. What's your name? What's your address? Do you have any questions for the pharmacist?
@OreoSpeedwagon_: I'm like a Ferrero Rocher in that I'm quite nutty and go down nicely with wine. I also come in family size.