@mdob11: A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
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@__iCE_CREAM__: Babies who need to wear glasses creep me out. it's like they are trying to act smarter than me or something, I don't like it
@OBiiieeee: i thought i heard a dog approaching but it was just some hot girl's keys jingling. i fixed my hair for nothing
@RickAaron: 2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics
@clindsaysway: Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad