@SadieSmithRoks: A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back.
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@BruceForce: My gangsta career was brought to an abrupt and tragic end when my homies caught me sipping on a frappucino doing my taxes
@PissAndry: These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these day--oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!
@Steven37366100: Me: I’d like to get this prescription filled Pharmacist: This is a recipe for chicken marsala Me: What time should I pick that up?