@GlennyRodge: A horse walks into a bar. The batman asks "why the long..." "wait a minute, did you see that typo?" interrupts the horse.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@samuelhlowe: The best way to return any clothing left at your place is to do a drive-by with a t-shirt gun on her wedding day.
@trojansauce: FRIEND:i suffer badly with insomnia ME:what's that FRIEND:it's where you can't sleep ME:you just*lays down*just like this *falls asleep*see?
@AtticusFinch79: Kurt Cobain: come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be Me: in a duck costume Kurt Cobain: not like that
@StansaidAirport: Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?