@13spencer: A hot girl in the hallway just smiled at me, but don't worry; I yelled "I'm taken," and ran into the men's bathroom where she can't follow.
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@Brentweets: If you can't handle me at my worst that makes sense and I'm sorry for setting your house on fire.
@daplusk: Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires.
@KKAlThani: "How do we hide Superman's identity?" They asked. A man kicked in the door & yelled "With glasses!" & everyone started clapping for him.