@Mikecanrant: A huge gorgeous butterfly landed on my arm just now. Naturally I screamed and flailed my arms around frantically, but lovely really.
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@TweetPotato314: Date: *opening apt door* This is where the murder happens. Me: OMG, what!? Date: Sorry, magic happens. Haha, I confuse those two. Me: Phew. Date: *locking door behind us* and now to magic you!
@asimplesean: Just saw a dog with three legs. He did have a fourth leg, but he also had three legs.
@theshantilly: Me: I want cozy pajama pants for Christmas. Him: I was gonna get lingerie. Me: Trust me. VS won't have your size. Him: Me: *jazz hands*