@Mikecanrant: A huge gorgeous butterfly landed on my arm just now. Naturally I screamed and flailed my arms around frantically, but lovely really.
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@TomSchally: The best thing about money is that if you give it to the right person they’ll hand you donuts.
@ItsAllCrazyToMe: Think before you yell at your kids. They are the ones who might have to bring you toilet paper in 20 minutes
@tchrquotes: Me: I ate all the chips. Wife: What!? For the boys' lunches!? Well, at least we still have cheeze its. Me: You're not going to believe this
@TheJamieLee: My Starbucks guy just said, "Looks like you had a rough night!" ...I didn't even go out.