@BlackCatBettie: A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security.
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@HeyoShellz: My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier
@TheHyyyype: MATH TEACHER: wanna come do the problem on the board? ME: no MT: i wasn't asking ME: if u were an english teacher you'd know that u were