@rachelle_mandik: a kid i met insisted she visited the "vampire state building" and i couldn't bring myself to correct her
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@P0tterhead_394: I like when babies cry and you make the same noise as them, and they look at you like, "Wow. That's annoying." and you're like, "I know."
@PuckingItUp: I'm just grateful that I don't have to draw on my eyebrows everyday because I would totally forget to do that.
@Reverend_Scott: BELLE: I love you BEAST: You broke the curse! [transforms into hideously ugly man] BELLE: Welp, guess you're all good. I gotta roll. Peace