@rachelle_mandik: a kid i met insisted she visited the "vampire state building" and i couldn't bring myself to correct her
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@mejustbeth: Thought I was having a good hair day. Mother Nature likes to keep my ego in check though. She's really good at that.
@Zombie_Kit: Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?
@OakHill_: - First day of College - Dorm meeting Dorm monitor: Any questions guys? Me: *from the back* WHICH DRAWER IS FOR OUR BLANKIES??