@rachelle_mandik: a kid i met insisted she visited the "vampire state building" and i couldn't bring myself to correct her
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@BlakWidowBarbee: Yoga is really kicking in. I'm seeing the definition in my arms and overall flexibility. My vibrator is gonna be really impressed.
@CulturedRuffian: What do you mean my cats can't be dependents on my taxes?! I feed them, clothe them, & care for them! CPA: You clothe them? Shut it hater.
@Ygrene: Scientist: Finally, my modeling algorithm 'Predicting Cat Behavior' is complete! Cat: *walks across the keyboard, deleting the file*