@Storminika: A kid next to me at Starbucks says I smell like his dad. I'm like 'Well, your Dad's an alcoholic. Scram!'
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@tarashoe: oh i'd definitely choose flight over invisibility. i'd fly everywhere! to the living room, the bedroom. back to the living room. everywhere
@alive_and_dying: One day, when you least expect it, every single one of your problems will finally be gone. Oddly enough, so will you.
@Branka_R: My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...
@daemonic3: MOB BOSS: It has come to my attention that within this very room, we have a SNITCH HARRY POTTER: Oh hell yeah I'll get it