@abbycohenwl: A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake
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@simoncholland: I tried to help by doing my daughter's hair once and a kind old lady offered her a hot meal and a warm place to sleep.
@Mindless4Miles: Every gift from a child is special. Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that.
@respected_loner: i hate when the news guys say "our nation's capital". stop jerking us around and tell us what city it is
@SonOfCha: I saw a commercial on Animal Planet where animals were talking & that's all well & good but they totally got the giraffe's accent wrong.