@jeff_ratfamily: A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay
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@VectorBelly: I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane.
@realHamOnWry: The human brain starts working the moment you're born and never stops until your wife asks where you were last night.
@tchrquotes: There's no actual reason to believe that eating this entire bag of Doritos will make me feel better. That's why it's called faith.