@bytaylorcox: A "lady" and a "woman" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat.
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@Breadery: My daughter: Do you want a kiss daddy? Me: Of course. My daughter: Does it make you sad that no other girls want to kiss you? Me: Thanks.
@tbhjuststop: using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.