@bytaylorcox: A "lady" and a "woman" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat.
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@Ghetto_Trophy: I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair.
@GrantTanaka: [writes THIS IS A ROBBERY on a deposit slip, slides it to teller] [teller writes something, slides it back] NO THIS IS A DEPOSIT SLIP
@myonlymizztake: I got a text from an unknown number that said "Game on." It's either a wrong number, or someone wants to wear my skin like a suit.