@MartinPilgrim1: A lady got off the train so I finished her crossword. Turns out she'd just gone to the toilet and now she's back and she hates me.
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@RobocopLust: A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon.
@HatfieldAnne: I will not buy ornamental gourds this year! I WILL NOT BUY GOURDS! *buys all the gourds (and a hay bale)
@drumforge: yeah sex is cool but have you tried washing your dishes right after you use them so they never pile up in the sink???