@grantgirl2004: A large account followed me to thank me for a trophy through DM, then immediately unfollowed me. It must be exhausting to be Twitter elite.
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@Dutch_50: Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad.
@jessokfine: They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Bublé version of Monster Mash.
@krissywillbretz: A good way to get kicked out of church is to shout "HOLE!" after every chorus of "Glory, Glory, Glory".