@crunchenhancer: A leaf blower, but for people.
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@gerryhallcomedy: "I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over" - guy who invented the accordion
@DannyZuker: Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section.
@TechnicallyRon: My new erotic novel "Love in the time of autocorrect" will be out soon. Here is a sample
@gerryhallcomedy: There's no such thing as "elevator etiquette" buddy. Just enjoy your back scratch.