@SteveSuckington: A letter to Paul from the Corinthians: Hey sup Paul. This is the Corinthians. This is my new number
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@philandher96: Trying to make pancakes this morning and it turns out I didn't get the spatula in the divorce.
@benicus_rex: The barber asked me "do u have any kids" & I said "I do not, no" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said "I do not know"
@thatdutchperson: "You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why." - Magazines