@juliussharpe: A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire.
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@truegritrumble: ME: I'm going to start a blog. FRIEND: Ugh. Blogs are so narcissistic. I just talked about that on my podcast.
@david8hughes: [first day as a soldier] Army guy: we deploy at 04:00hrs Me: where we going? Army guy: to war, soldier Me [setting alarm for 10am]: enjoy
@PostCultRev: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Better yet, dress for jobs that don't even exist. Werewolf psychiatrist. Clown assassin.