@omgthatspunny: A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood.
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@iAmDelFreaky: ~ At a bar last night ~ Her: I don't want to be alone tonight Me: Well, I can take care of that *takes her home* Me: Pick any cat you want
@LaurelleMartin: My boys are gamers and I'm single It's like a race to see who can use the most batteries
@LADaddy: [At the stress test, staring at a treadmill] Dr.: Just run at a speed where you can still talk normally. *sits down on a chair* Me: Okay.