@omgthatspunny: A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood.
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@truegritrumble: BOSS: I hate "yes men." ME: Yeah. Me too. BOSS: I like employees who speak their mind. ME: Yeah. They're the best. BOSS: You get me. ME: Yep
@Reverend_Scott: [Fortune Teller] "I see great wealth, also danger." Oh. "And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled." Are you watching Breaki- "Jesse is so hot."
@JasonLastname: First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air.