@IGotsSmarts: A lion would probably call a Kenyan runner fast food.
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@OkieGirl405: My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life
@heyevergreen: Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans
@BeTheCookie: At what age do you have THE talk with your daughter about how she is not the princess of anything and she'll need to get a job. Is it 6?
@just1fool: I found a ten dollar bill on the ground once and thought, "This is as good as it's ever going to get. Buy some relish."