@IGotsSmarts: A lion would probably call a Kenyan runner fast food.
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@WhatevaConc: If I see you wearing those toe shoes, I will call the police and give them your description every time a crime is reported on the news.
@TheRolo: [Walking around the office] *Sees nosepicker* *Hears burper* *Smells gas* Boss: What are you doing? Calculating the..."Gross Margin."
@FroggyGonnaJump: She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss.