@IGotsSmarts: A lion would probably call a Kenyan runner fast food.
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@chuuew: ME: [just killing it giving my best man speech] WIDOW: Couldn't you have written something new?
@BoogTweets: *Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here’s the thing, kids. Wolves don’t have lips so they can’t blow at all. That wolf was framed.
@dubstep4dads: me: what do u mean my friend cant come in bouncer: theres no way hes 21 me: but- stuart little: dude its fine lets just go