@HelloJessicaFox: A little about me: I’m a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don’t care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.
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@paigeofmylife2: My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet.
@jngraphs: *Writes a song for you* *Sings it under your bedroom window* *You call the cops* *Your husband falls in love with me*
@living_marble: "Go to hell" is so abstract. "Get trapped in a porta potty for 67 months." Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.
@PlatinumShower: I just used "volumizing" shampoo for the first time.... Everything sounds the same.