@HelloJessicaFox: A little about me: I’m a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don’t care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.
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@AlexvanBeek: When someone tells me how old their kid is in months, I ask them to rephrase it in days, so they know what I just went through.
@LurkAtHomeMom: [10 PM] If I go to bed now, I'll get a full 8 hours of sleep [3AM] Siri what is a grape nut
@wilw: Cat: LET ME OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW! Me: *Staggers out of bed. Opens door* Cat: *lies down on doormat*: You are dismissed.
@ericsshadow: My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song.