@juliussharpe: A little bird told me I'm on LSD and talking to a bird.
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@One2thTEXAN: My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman.
@WineMummy: When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome.