@juliussharpe: A little bird told me I'm on LSD and talking to a bird.
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@_The_Man__: wife: im pregnant me: what? im not ready to be a mother we still have petty arguments wife: im the mother me: this is what I'm talking about
@sassy__cat6: My 10yo said when they're mean to people they miss recess. A lot of you need to miss recess.
@Just_Lee_: When I think of you, I touch myself. With my finger. In the back of my throat to help me vomit because you make me nauseous.