@juliussharpe: A little bird told me I'm on LSD and talking to a bird.
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@Quartzjixler: Oppenheimer at the A-Bomb test saying "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds" only me exiting the bathroom after eating Taco Bell.
@Mr_Kapowski: Cop: There was no else going anywhere nearly as fast as you! Me: I know. I was winning.
@VeganZebra: Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money