@juliussharpe: A little bird told me I'm on LSD and talking to a bird.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@sarcasticmommy4: I tried that whole "if you love something, set it free" thing but my kids are still here.
@TheSharona06: Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?
@BlackCatBettie: What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo.