@msmegmensa: A little drunk. Playing scrabble with my cat. Not sure who's winning cause he's eaten most of his tiles.
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@ThisOneSayz: So you're telling me, Clark Kent never took off his glasses to rub his eyes and Lois was all, "omg!"
@DadandBuried: I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out "be careful!" every few minutes without looking up from my phone.
@FattMernandez: I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild.