@NeinQuarterly: A little poetry never killed anybody. But haiku keeps trying.
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@BuckyIsotope: UBER DRIVER: Where to ME: One sec. Siri, where the best place to dispose of an uber driver’s body SIRI: The bog ME: nearest bog please
@LisaFarted: The last time I twisted the night away it resulted in two law suits and a medicare plan.
@_Enanem_: I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile.