@NeinQuarterly: A little poetry never killed anybody. But haiku keeps trying.
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@Eightinchgoat: Fun trick: Handcuff her and tell her you're taking her to 50 Shades of Grey. That way she can't escape when you go to The SpongeBob Movie.
@NoticablyBacon: God: let's put berries on bushes Angel: Yeah that will be easy food for humans God: Make some poisonous Angel: why God: it's like a game