@Mr_Mike_Clarke: A little too much information.
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@alexwyse: Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
@KKAlThani: LISTEN LADY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SITTING ON YOUR BABY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ASKING FOR A BABYSITTER
@brennadine: Cinderella taught me that everything will work out just fine so long as you have unconscionably small feet.
@philmann: I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun.