@BigFatNothing: A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?
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@Dawn_M_: Do you remember that creepy girl who stood behind you on a train 6 years ago and was smelling your hair? Hi!
@OurMarketingGuy: Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
@FeralCrone: I said I was mad at myself. My 4yo son looked at me. "There are fancier words for mad," he said, fixing my hair. "You should say irritated."
@IncrediblyRich: Mufasa means King. So their parents literally named their sons King and Garbage. No wonder Scar wanted everyone dead.