@blainecapatch: a lot of people are really funny but they're not comedians and a lot of comedians are really funny but they're not people
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@goldengateblond: Dear food bloggers, I am not interested in your journey toward chocolate pudding I JUST WANT THE GODDAMN RECIPE
@meaganbb1: I like when I wear my glasses because then I have four-eyes I can roll at your ridiculousness!
@TwinSurvivalist: If you made her sweat, sweat till she can't sweat no more, perhaps you should have taken a water break. Dehydration is dangerous.