@AndyAsAdjective: A lot of people ask me "why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"
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@PastorBate: [Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome "Can you use it in a sentence?" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.
@Jennabear32819: A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!
@KentWGraham: I saved a ton of money on cool sports cars, vacation getaways and NFL season tickets by having children.