@AndyAsAdjective: A lot of people ask me "why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"
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@stephenjmolloy: [Job interview] "You list communication as a strength" Yes "Care to elaborate?" No
@sublyfe2015: My mom handed me her phone to find me on Twitter... So I deleted her account, uninstalled the app, and told her it went out of business.
@underchilde: Sometimes I worry my girlfriend will get kidnapped and that reporters will want to talk to me and I won’t be wearing designer jeans.