@AndyAsAdjective: A lot of people ask me "why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"
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@TheThomason: Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector, and fire is real.
@dhumann: You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times.
@markleggett: AROMATHERAPY CONNUDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing?
@MatMarcotte12: I don't know the full history of US and Canada but somehow we've got joint custody of geese