@AndyAsAdjective: A lot of people ask me "why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"
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@Miciura: Honesty is the best policy, unless you're trying to return something that you've already worn.
@bourgeoisalien: Acid rain is total bullshit. I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time.
@adamlucidi: The How I Met Your Mother series will end tonight & everyone is thinking the same thing...if only it were The Big Bang Theory instead.