@AndyAsAdjective: A lot of people ask me "why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"
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@prawn_meat: if you get caught speeding and a cop asks you "where's the fire" you can just make up an address. they don't have a list of current fires.
@Dirty_Naomi: 2 Jehovah's witnesses knocked earlier, so I invited them in. I gave 1 the hoover & 1 a mop. If they can do Gods work, they can do mine.
@mrtruthandsoul: If you see a porcupine in your yard, that's my cat and we're not done with our accupuncture session.
@brennadine: [High Stakes Poker] Dealer: Are you in or are you out? Schrödinger's Cat: [For the 20th time] BOTH [Player flips table]