@holypurgatory: A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
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@TwinSurvivalist: [Husband 911] Me: I just shattered the gravy boat. 911: She'll kill you. M: I know. 911: We never spoke. M: What? 911: Good luck * Click *