@holypurgatory: A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
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@Shock_Monster: Driving back from funeral yesterday: Stairway To Heaven *click* Tears In Heaven *click* Highway To Hell *click* Macarena! *leaves it*
@kelkulus: The coolest part of the bible is where one couple somehow populates the world by having kids from every race and ethnicity.
@MatCro: [presentation] GUY WITH A COMBOVER NAMED IAN: So that's our plan for the next year. Any questions? ME: Why did you call your combover Ian?