@QwertyJones3: A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@heidi420x: Her: how are you Me: good Her: you sure? Me: yup Her: you're alright? Me: yes.. Her: really? Me: Her: are y-- Me: people like you go missing
@iscoff: The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations
@PaperWash: lucifer: let's give them free will and see how they choose God: nice lol I'm gunna steal your idea and send you to hell lucifer: what?
@abbycohenwl: [god on LSD creating Donald Trump What if a car alarm that constantly goes off for no reason were a person?