@QwertyJones3: A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
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@Storminika: The only reason I watch political speeches is cause I'm hoping there's gonna be a sniper.
@foodfacenow: Me: I can't seem to lose weight CW: Have you tried cutting back on your sugar intake Me:*stirring coffee with snickers bar* What do you mean
@BangMyBongo: Good cop: Just relax Moody cop: OMG, you again? I hate you, but I kinda misssed you, why don't you call anymore? You're going to jail