@QwertyJones3: A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
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@mattZillaaaa: Whenever someone tells me "make yourself at home" at their house, I always clog their toilet
@KKAlThani: "Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?" "I don't know son, I don't know."
@harikondabolu: Indian Brothers & Sisters: You know all those awful things Columbus did to the Native Americans? Just remember...HE WAS LOOKING FOR US
@SondraDeeMe: I've always had a soft spot in my heart for female T-Rex because the tampon insertion must've been really difficult.